You just have to love Maggie. I was looking through her Wednesday folder and found a test from this week on which she scored 110% (love the bonus questions.) So I said to her, "Maggie, you were beyond 100%" and she replied, "Of course I was."
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
I Love Me Some Maggie
You just have to love Maggie. I was looking through her Wednesday folder and found a test from this week on which she scored 110% (love the bonus questions.) So I said to her, "Maggie, you were beyond 100%" and she replied, "Of course I was."
Off Topic
So this is a bit off topic for me but it's a issue that really has been right in my wheelhouse the past few days. I'm sure you all know about the Roman Polanski arrest and the ensuing battle about his extradition. And the large number of Hollywood types coming to his defense, not to mention the French and Polish governments.
Seriously, who can defend this guy? He came right out and said, under oath, that he had sex with a 13 year old girl. And he also said he knew she was 13. Then he fled justice for 30 odd years. Ummmm, how many laws do we need him to break before he is punished?
I read one defense saying it was so long ago and he had paid the price by not being able to live in Hollywood and being banished to France. Whoopi Goldberg said that is wasn't "rape-rape." Wow. In my world, which clearly does not align with that of Hollywood, drugging and raping a girl is most definitely rape-rape because minors cannot consent to sex. Especially when drunk and drugged. And not to get too graphic here, but let's not forget that it included anal rape.
I want every single one of you to imagine that happening to your daughter at age 13. Or your sister. Or your wife. Now is it rape-rape?
I trend hot-headed, but I am tempted to boycott the films of every single one of the supporters of this rapist/fugitive.
[And if you want to read more, I can't recommend enough the article by Steve Lopez at the LA Times that has some enlightening and alarming transcripts from the 1970's trial.]
Seriously, who can defend this guy? He came right out and said, under oath, that he had sex with a 13 year old girl. And he also said he knew she was 13. Then he fled justice for 30 odd years. Ummmm, how many laws do we need him to break before he is punished?
I read one defense saying it was so long ago and he had paid the price by not being able to live in Hollywood and being banished to France. Whoopi Goldberg said that is wasn't "rape-rape." Wow. In my world, which clearly does not align with that of Hollywood, drugging and raping a girl is most definitely rape-rape because minors cannot consent to sex. Especially when drunk and drugged. And not to get too graphic here, but let's not forget that it included anal rape.
I want every single one of you to imagine that happening to your daughter at age 13. Or your sister. Or your wife. Now is it rape-rape?
I trend hot-headed, but I am tempted to boycott the films of every single one of the supporters of this rapist/fugitive.
[And if you want to read more, I can't recommend enough the article by Steve Lopez at the LA Times that has some enlightening and alarming transcripts from the 1970's trial.]
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
The Boy
Eion: I like you Mommy.
Me: I like you too.
Eion: Then when I get big like Daddy, you will marry me.
Me: No sweetie, you're my son I can't marry you.
Eion: Not yet. But when I am big, you can.
Me: I have to tell you cheif, as a long time opponent to both polygamy and incest, it's not going to happen.
But worse is the loss of innocence which is going to force me into wearing pajamas. The other morning (when I had donned my nightclothes,) we had this exchange:
Eion: (peering down my shirt) Hey! What's in there?
Me: Nothing for you E.
Eion: I want to see it.
Me: Not a chance.
Eion: I need to feel your heart.
Now that last one made his father laugh out loud at the hard wired male instinct to say whatever it takes to get in a girl's shirt. I would think it funny to if it weren't my shirt.
Charmed, I'm Sure
I do have to issue a disclaimer today: I, Katie, am fully aware that I lead an exceptionally charmed existence. Today's sparkling jewel in my lifetime crown, however, had a few irritants and I fully intend to elaborate on them here. I will be complaining about relatively minor bumps in the road but dammit, I have a piercing headache and it is my blog anyway.
So with that out of the way......started out pretty well today. Though I again made one of the worst tooth fairy showings ever, again. As I was getting dressed, I realized I had neglected to do my fairy duty. I quickly grabbed the quarters and tiptoed to the girls' room. I opened the door and damn, they were stirring. But they were still shaking off sleep so I (badly) covered, "Let's see if the tooth fairy came!" while exchanging the tooth for the quarters. Again, I was amazingly not busted by my children. Soon my luck is sure to run out.
We arrived on time to school with cookies the kids and I made the day before for all their teachers and a batch for Jerry as payment in my "conscripted labor for cookies" program. He was nice enough to help me hang [read: hang for me] a new light in the master bedroom, replacing the hideous, cheap track lighting I have hated for six years. And patch the ceiling to boot. But more on the bedroom redecoration when it is complete.
Where was I? Oh yes, then it was off to Highland Park to read to Morrigan's class. I am still welcomed with open arms, a situation which is likely to change in a few years, so I figure I may as well take advantage of the welcome mat while I can. I also really like getting to know the kids' teachers.
When I got home, Tim and I went on an hour long walk in the neighborhood which was wonderful as always. We usually go for two hours but he had to work this afternoon so we kept it short.
I think the decline started at swimming.
After I had enough lifting/dodgeball, we went to watch the swim practice where Morrigan completely fell apart when they were attempting to dive off the blocks. I could have handled that but she then failed to rally and wouldn't swim backstroke with the rest of the team. Result: loss of post practice lollypop. Next result: crying and more falling apart.
Sarah had mentioned she was taking the kids to family night at Chik fil A and it was going to have some sort of princess theme. I told my crew that if we could stop crying and finish piano and homework, we could go too. The whole thing was bordering on complete disaster.
There was intermittent crying and fussing throughout our stay. The bright spot, for the girls at least, was the honest to goodness princesses aka pre-teen Miss Virginia who not only passed out signed photographs but posed for pictures.
It was Eion who lead to our departure.
Now they are all in bed. I am abandoning my efforts to shed vacation pounds and going to get myself a large gin based drink. Those pounds can wait until tomorrow.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Unfair
Today, she is unfair. Despite entirely checking myself and drinking predominantly water last night, I have a headache for the ages. That and one of my headphones quit working right in the middle of my run this morning, making them the 5 millionth pair I have managed to destroy. I felt a little better when Webb told me he goes through about a pair a month too.
Friday night we hosted Super Supper Club and much to my horror, I took no pictures. Maybe it was the logistics of a lobster boil for 12 in the basement, maybe it was the wine. Ah but we had a good, if messy, time. Luckily, Tim gave me the green light to rip up the fantastically ugly basement carpet and replace with hardwood floors so mess is no matter. Love you Timmy! And out relocation to the basement was great for the kids. I think they slept better than if we had been on the first floor. E slept in until 9am the next day, a small miracle.
After yesterday's torrential rain, today is just about perfect in Roanoke. It is sunny, clear and 74 degrees. Tim is only working until five so we are going to grill out. Let's hope all the motrin kicks in by then.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Etiquette Dilemma
As one who lives a great deal of her life online for the world to see, I am in new spot here. I'm sure you have all guessed that not everything makes it out here - I live in a smallish town where everyone knows everyone so I try to be prudent when I post and it will impact other people.
So I have a story here. Do I put it out there? Do I keep it to myself? Hmmmm....
As you may have guessed from the fact that this post is here at all, it's coming out, with names removed to protect the guilty.
Facebook is such a fascinating study on human behaviour. I have friends that I know went to high school with me but I don't really remember but I saw no reason to reject their offers of friendship. I also have some friends who went to school with Tim, don't know me at all but are my friend since he is a Facebook refuser. I'm ok with the nebulous arrangements.
And I love the different styles of Facebook participants. Some people collect all the friends they can. Some are very selective. Honestly, my approach is just based on how I am feeling that day. Every once in a while I stumble across some I know who has made comment and I think, "I know him/her. Let's send a friend request."
Which is what I did Tuesday. To someone who has kids in two of my children's grades. Who I see, quite literally, almost every single day. Most of the time, a couple of times a day. So I wasn't surprised when this person accepted my offer of undying online friendship.
But then I login to my friend list today to send an unrelated party a message and notice my new friend is gone. Seriously? You became my Facebook friend with the clear intent of un-friending me asap? That's pretty damn cold or in Tim's words, completely awesome. So to my dear lost Facebook friend, might I recommend in a small town you might just be better off hitting ignore. Honesty is better than deceit, especially when you get to see the deceived daily.
Hugs and Kisses, Katie
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Happy 6th Birthday Maggie!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Oh The Horror!
So like many people who have blogs, I have a site counter. I don't look at it often but occasionally will look at my stats. You can't see exactly who is checking in but you can see their town and how they got there, be it by a referral or a Google search. And for the most part, it is all my regular peeps: the in town folks, my friend Jenny in Iowa, my brother's boyfriend in Wisconsin, my parents, but now and again I get an off the wall place. Generally, it is a Google search that contains a keyword that shows up in my blog somewhere, Fancy Nancy and Disneyworld being the top performers.
And then there is some cat from Romania. I clicked on his or her Google search and it is for a, presumably Eastern European, porn star named Morrigan. Seriously. Did I not choose an obscure enough spelling? I have literally NEVER heard of someone else with the spelling Morrigan and the only other person out there is a porn star? That is just great.
Why I Love Morrigan
Really, there's tons of reasons. But today, it's for this one. Maggie and E are already in bed and Morrigan asked if she could watch tv. I told her yes and off she went. What did she choose to watch? Not Scooby Doo, not Bakugan but Molto Mario. The cooking show.
I asked if she was watching Molto and she said, "Yes. It's a funny looking guy teaching people to cook Italian." God I love that girl.
Tennis, Tennis Everywhere
The girls decided to play on the Club's tennis team and this weekend they had their first matches. I was a twee bit flustered when Kirsten called me Saturday morning and let me know that Morrigan was Saturday and Maggie was Sunday. I thought they were both Sunday but she set me straight and we made it in plenty of time. She first played mixed doubles with Aidan.
Maggie played today and won! She has a funny stance where she looks like she is waiting for the ball to be fed to her.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Today is Great!
And by great, I mean a complete disaster. Allow me to explain.....
While we were at the beach, I found this comforter at the Polo outlet store.
Our old duvet, which I love, is literally falling to pieces after six years of wear. So I bought the new one knowing that new paint would also be in order. I figured I would paint myself. The kids are at school so long and I have successfully downsized my volunteer commitments so it seemed to be a slam dunk.
I bought some paint and supplies yesterday and I was off. I was up until 11:30pm last night painting. I was still fired up this morning and got right back after it. I got about half the room done and removed the painter's tape. And that's when it all went to hell. Large portions of the ceiling paint came off with the tape and I hadn't planned to repaint the ceiling. But it looks like now I am or more correctly, Jeff Saunders will be.
Tim thinks I need to volunteer more as my time off is costing him too much money.
While we were at the beach, I found this comforter at the Polo outlet store.
Our old duvet, which I love, is literally falling to pieces after six years of wear. So I bought the new one knowing that new paint would also be in order. I figured I would paint myself. The kids are at school so long and I have successfully downsized my volunteer commitments so it seemed to be a slam dunk.I bought some paint and supplies yesterday and I was off. I was up until 11:30pm last night painting. I was still fired up this morning and got right back after it. I got about half the room done and removed the painter's tape. And that's when it all went to hell. Large portions of the ceiling paint came off with the tape and I hadn't planned to repaint the ceiling. But it looks like now I am or more correctly, Jeff Saunders will be.
Tim thinks I need to volunteer more as my time off is costing him too much money.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Victory in Our Time!
While at swim practice today Sarah told me that there were many cute Halloween costumes to be had at TJMaxx. Though the girls had been dead set on the ones they had already chosen, I thought it was worth a stop to see if we could save some dough.
After practice we both took our girls there and low and behold, they found ones they liked for a mere $29 each!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Update
Mini Marlins and Indiana Jones
The girls started fall/winter swim team yesterday. After reviewing our swim team options, we went with Mini Marlins - which is wonderful because I can refer to the girls as Maggie Marlin and Morrigan Marlin. Maggie was more than a little bit nervous. I had never actually seen her swim 25 yards straight, which is a requirement to be on the team. So as I watched from the observation deck, I saw her keep moving further and further back in line in an effort to hide from the coach.
Eion's hat, coat, and whip for his Indiana Jones costume came today:
Monday, September 14, 2009
Your Very Favorite Thing
Maggie & I went to Sam's Club today after school. We needed large quantities of meat and were low on coffee too. Afterwards, we went to the Sam's gas station (best prices in town) and as we were filling up, Tim called and said I should buy some wine. I let him know we were already out of the store so I couldn't. Mags asked what the call was about and I relayed the conversation to her. At which point she said, "I can't believe you forgot to buy wine, your very favorite thing." I would argue but it is so true.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Halloween
As soon as catalogs started arriving with Halloween costumes, my kids were all over them. Or as they call them, magazines. They ask me, "How do you get all these magazines with such wonderful things to come to the house?" Junk mail is not a concept they have grasped. The girls, after perusing many a catalog, have made their choices. Morrigan wants to be a Southern Belle. (Why am I not at all surprised?)
While Maggie wants to be a Candy Corn Fairy.
Naturally, they have both chosen costumes from Chasing Fireflies aka the land of breathtakingly expensive costumes. And luck would have it that their mother is a complete sucker for Halloween as it is and has always been her favorite holiday. But we do have to have some cost containment. Maggie's whole ride, dress, wings, purse and boppers, costs less than Morrigan's dress. So I laid it out like this, I will cover X amount and you have to pay for anything over that. Maggie, falling in X amount (you know it is beyond my normal comfort zone as I will not reveal the value of X. Like I said, I am a Halloween junkie.) is covered. Morrigan wants all the extra gear: the hat, the parasol, the lace gloves, the freaking fan, the necklace. Said gear alone is $74! I tried to reason that she cannot hold a fan, parasol and a candy bag but she was not deterred. And damned if she didn't save up enough allowance (helped significantly by birthday money) to get the entire costume.
I know it is overboard. But do you remember wanting something so much as a kid? I remember as a tween spending $70 some hard earned babysitting dollars on a pair of paisley Guess? jeans. And that was in the mid 80's. But as outrageously priced as those jeans were, I loved them and really never regretted buying them. I can only hope Morrigan feels the same.
The E, he wants to be Indiana Jones. I got him a leather jacket on eBay for $11 and bought a hat and whip for $12.50. The boy is a bargain.
Melanie's Shower
This Saturday we hosted a baby shower for Melanie who somehow is on her third child but her first shower. Totally unacceptable! Not to mention, in this town, we have showers for all children - no child left behind. Jerry took in E and Tim but the girls insisted on staying and being hostesses. They hauled out dresses of Easters past and were ready to go.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Next on the Agenda
We are largely getting settled into the new school year and I am fully confident that by day 4, I will have all children dropped off in the proper location. Wednesday, I dropped all of them off in the wrong spot. Today, I got Maggie & E right but still botched Morrigan. I think tomorrow I will be batting a thousand and all McK-lets will be in their designated drop off zones and I will successfully evade the wrath of the crossing guards.
Now, on to Maggie's birthday party!
I opted for choice c. Actually I pushed for all the girls in the class but Mags shot me down. Seems someone is picking on her already and she was not going to have her at the party. Maggie got to pick 10 girls with very little input from me. Why 10, you ask? Number of invites in one box, of course! Many of the girls were expected but I was happy to see a few of her new classmates made the cut too. Apparently, three days in, they have already become friends.
The saddest news is that she has chosen Chuck E Cheese as her designated party location. Looking on the bright side, I won't have to clean up after.
As a post script to yesterday's post, the impassioned pleas of the snake lovers of South Roanoke have all but ensured the survival of my slithery friend. That and I haven't seen him again. But my boss' husband is a legendary wrangler of snakes and has offered to relocate him if he suns in the yard a bit too much. So he will live.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Ahhhh!
You know what I simply never, ever need? To be pulling weeds in the garden and encounter this:
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
First Day of School or Living the Dream
It is here. The first day of school. A day revered by mothers everywhere. And this year is special for me as all my kids will be in elementary school leaving me free from 7:45am until 1:50pm. But first, had to get the kids off to school.....
We had to set an alarm, which is not the norm, but I had everyone in bed nice and early the night before and we were up and running at 6am. All went smoothly with only minor irritations (Maggie's new lunch box was too small to hold her lunch. WTF?)
Morrigan is at a different school than her siblings and while I know Crystal Spring well, I can't say I had any idea where her classroom would be at Highland Park. So while I plan to drive her in the morning, today she had to catch the bus. We caught it on time and secured a drop off at Crystal Spring in the afternoon. One challenge down....
So there I was at 7:45 with the whole day stretching out before me. I worked out for an hour and a half, played tennis, had lunch at the Club, and even got to bathe before E came home on the bus. I am living the dream.
And to top it all off, Monfils is playing Nadal at the US Open tonight. Wonderful eye candy for the bicep lovers of the world. I love September!
Labor Day Pool Party
It was the end of Summer annual rite, complete with all the components. We were there promptly at noon for the all you can eat buffet, a perennial team McK favorite. The kids (and a few adults) were miffed at the lack of all you can eat cookies but were later vindicated by the "clean out the freezer" free ice cream and Popsicles. Maggie had at least six. And then wondered why her tummy hurt on the way home.
Eion helped prepare for the soda dive.
We stayed most of the day but left before the closing whistle. And Summer officially ends and goes down as one of the best in recent Team history.
Monday, September 07, 2009
The Last Day of Summer
I think E's look here sums up how I feel about the end of Summer. It went by too fast (for the most part) and I am having trouble reconciling the fact that I have three kids in elementary school. And I am having nightmares about the busing situation with Morrigan at a different school than her siblings. And I am concerned that my children's teachers will hold it against them that I have sent in notes that I don't want them watching the Presidential indoctrination, I mean back to school, address. [Tim says he is pretty sure I am over reacting and I am pretty sure he is right. But tell me which liberals would have been happy if W did the same thing. I'm just sayin'.]
But we'll forget that all today since we still have one day of Summer left and it is the Labor Day party at the Club! Though Tim is working and Morrigan is concerned that we do not have a family representative in the beer dive. She lamented, "You'll have to buy your beer!" It hurts me too sweetie.
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Beach Fun
So the week before school we finally got around to a beach vacation. Mostly because we are cheap and that week was off season in South Carolina. But I did enjoy having all summer to look forward to it! We also finally got a GPS nav system to try to prevent the hour plus detour of the last beach vacation. Naturally, we got a TomTom with Homer Simpson narrating our travels. Woohoo!
The drive was uneventful (good) and our house was ready almost on arrival (even better.) After many trips where we always thought the house was not very important since it was just a place to sleep, we went big this time.
It had six bedrooms, even more bathrooms, and its own pool. Always thought pools on the beach were excessive. I was oh so wrong. It was the bomb and I may never rent a pool-less abode ever again.
Not to mention the interior was nicer than my own house and boasted a very useful ice maker at the bar and an ipod dock that hooked into the whole house stereo. Twas awesome indeed. Tim declared himself at home and set a goal of 100 beers for the week.
The day we arrived was Morrigan's birthday. (Eight already. I am having a little trouble with it.) We bought a cake but I had to decorate it. Truly didn't look that great to start but then all the icing ran together and it had a very horror movie effect. She didn't seem to mind.
The kids set out early the next day and walked the beach. But then by 9:30 they declared they were done with it. Hmmm. Might have to do with the flat screens in each bedroom. Which then did come in very handy on the day that rained. Somehow the adults ended up on the smaller tv watching Slumdog Millionaire and the kids had the big tv. We pointed out this inequity and mentioned we should be there. They let us know, "That wasn't going to happen."
Mid week we took a day and went to the aquarium. The kids loved it and it was not very busy.
The last day started with a sand castle contest (that quickly fizzled out) and included lots of beach time. The boys wanted to use some fireworks debris on their castle and I told them we should just clean it up instead so it didn't wash into the ocean. Morrigan quickly elaborated, "Don't you ever think of the future Mark? If the trash goes in the ocean, it will kill the animals. And then we'd have to be vegetarians!" Horrors to my little carnivores.
We spent the week largely unplugged and it was tres relaxing. But now it's back to reality and back to school. At least until next year's trip.
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